A vague threat to the Americans at home

So far I have zero entries for the competitor/parent competition, so either no-one is reading this blog, or you are just not entering.  Don't make me concoct fictitious entries that I will then label with easily discernable initials and locations (e.g. J.P. from Atlanta).  These Aussies are nice folks and deserve some interest - a lot of the juniors know half of the answers anyway (yep, talking about Spood, Slutter and the rest.....).  So enter already, before I start making stuff up.  You have been warned......